on this day of days

I've decided that I want Steve van Gundy to be my Life Coach.

it's monday

why not a little safety dance-related comedy to spike things up a little?



oh the safety dance proper, for that matter:

social

doin' the Winnipeg Social at the legion friday night-this duded totally reminds me
of Winnipeg.

yeesh

I'm on twitter now.


yeesh!

when is this shit coming to Canada?

As a man with limited lunch options, I need to know! Also-they need
to add spinach leaves as a topping here, srsly.

Prioritiez, I has them.

OMG

I need to see this...

also:

Beeper Theory

We're always losing our shit-be it keys, remotes, phones, camera phones, pets,
children and the like. (My) Beeper Theory idea is that ALL things should be
available with a 'page' function, as most modern cordless phones are. Beeper's
could also be added to any device/pet/human via a velcro attachment-this specific
part of the idea was not my own-royalties will be distributed fairly-and a
central 'Beep Station' to set off the required (but missing) device and allow it
to be found.

There is a dark side to Beeper Theory, however, and it posits that once society
has adopted the idea, practically everything everywhere-
lost devices, animals, and people will be beeping ubiquitously - and as such,
beeping will become the new silence.

things that get me all worked up

Commercial 'fly-bys' of Canada, which may/may not include most of Canada:



^this one was everywhere over the holidays, causing tickets for all future Passion Pit
shows to sell out in a fury.



^amazing how non-descript Scarberian apartment buildings make it into that one,
but not say, the nation's capital (though Ottawa is quite boring, I understand).

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