Beeper Theory

We're always losing our shit-be it keys, remotes, phones, camera phones, pets,
children and the like. (My) Beeper Theory idea is that ALL things should be
available with a 'page' function, as most modern cordless phones are. Beeper's
could also be added to any device/pet/human via a velcro attachment-this specific
part of the idea was not my own-royalties will be distributed fairly-and a
central 'Beep Station' to set off the required (but missing) device and allow it
to be found.

There is a dark side to Beeper Theory, however, and it posits that once society
has adopted the idea, practically everything everywhere-
lost devices, animals, and people will be beeping ubiquitously - and as such,
beeping will become the new silence.