PROGRESS - My Right Foot

the Monty Python

Gross and Grosser
2 Days of staying in and not standing on said foot has seen progress! Things are now a fine shade of yellow-green, and the disturbing evidence of under-skin bleeding is thankfully moving on.
For the out-of-towners wondering how the hell it happened, basically I had a nasty encounter with a couple of unexpected stairs last saturday-why oh why couldn't I have just fallen on my face like I usually do? I guess we'll never know.
3 Comments:
Guy, I never told you (embarassed!) but I am basically a doctor and you just have localized jaundice.
ah! I had jaundice as a baby so that totes makes sense. thanks!
ow. it hurts to look at it.
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